> A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so
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> he covers his privates with a newspaper. The little girl says, 'What's
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> under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man
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> falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a
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> policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what
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> happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell
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> asleep after talking to a little girl." The policeman says "I asked her
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> what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he
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> was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke
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> its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
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